"We sell a $50/mo SaaS tool for dentists. Getting traffic from Facebook ads but nobody is booking a demo."
Your bounce rate is 73.2%. You're bringing 12,000 visitors from Facebook but converting at 0.3%. You're paying for the party but nobody's staying for the cake.
Primary Bottleneck
The hero section value prop doesn't match the Facebook ad intent. High traffic, instant bounce.
How to execute:Change the H1 to "Automate your dental practice" to match the exact wording of your winning ad creative.
We support PNG, JPG, and JPEG files exported from any analytics tool like GA4, Plausible, or Vercel.
Your data remains yours. Screenshots are stored securely, can be deleted at any time, and Pro users can enable zero-retention mode for automatic post-analysis deletion.
Works with screenshots from any platform, including:
Core Capabilities
Drop any GA4, Plausible, or Vercel screenshot. We extract the data points in seconds — no APIs, no setups.
Drop screenshot here
PNG, JPG up to 10MB
GA4_dashboard.png
AI strips away vanity metrics and calls out your real leaks.
Your bounce rate is 73.2%. You're paying for the party but nobody's staying for the cake.
Primary Bottleneck
Hero section value prop doesn't match ad intent.
3 exact steps to execute this week — specific tasks for your funnel.
Match H1 to ad copy
HighAdd social proof above fold
HighSimplify booking CTA
MediumConnect Plausible, PostHog, or GA4 to skip the screenshot phase entirely. Automated weekly roasts.
Get your roasted action plan delivered to your team chat every Monday at 8 AM.
Weekly roast ready. Bounce rate up 4.2% — 2 new action items.
The Process
A ridiculously simple workflow designed for founders who value speed over complex setups.
Take a snapshot of your GA4, Plausible, or Vercel dashboard. No API keys or complicated integrations needed for the core product. Just drag and drop.
Our AI strips away the vanity metrics and looks for friction. High bounce rate? Low conversion? It calls out exactly where your funnel is bleeding.
Receive a brutally honest roast and 3 specific steps you can implement this week. Clear, actionable, and prioritized for maximum impact.
Real Output
We don't do "synergy" or "paradigm shifts". We tell you your bounce rate is embarrassing and give you the exact copy to test to fix it.
THE ROAST
"Your bounce rate at 73.2% means nearly 3 out of 4 visitors are hitting the back button faster than they arrived. You're pulling 12,847 visitors from Twitter—decent traffic—but converting at 0.3%. That's not a funnel, that's a colander."
3-STEP ACTION PLAN
Pricing
The perfect way to test our AI's capabilities.
Billed monthly
Grandfathered access to V2. Lock in $9/mo forever by upgrading today.
Billed monthly
Prices in USD. Have any questions or doubts? Contact Sales.
Get your first AI-powered dashboard roast for free. No credit card required.
"We sell a $50/mo SaaS tool for dentists. Getting traffic from Facebook ads but nobody is booking a demo."
Your bounce rate is 73.2%. You're bringing 12,000 visitors from Facebook but converting at 0.3%. You're paying for the party but nobody's staying for the cake.
Primary Bottleneck
The hero section value prop doesn't match the Facebook ad intent. High traffic, instant bounce.
How to execute:Change the H1 to "Automate your dental practice" to match the exact wording of your winning ad creative.
We support PNG, JPG, and JPEG files exported from any analytics tool like GA4, Plausible, or Vercel.
Your data remains yours. Screenshots are stored securely, can be deleted at any time, and Pro users can enable zero-retention mode for automatic post-analysis deletion.
Works with screenshots from any platform, including:
Core Capabilities
Drop any GA4, Plausible, or Vercel screenshot. We extract the data points in seconds — no APIs, no setups.
Drop screenshot here
PNG, JPG up to 10MB
GA4_dashboard.png
AI strips away vanity metrics and calls out your real leaks.
Your bounce rate is 73.2%. You're paying for the party but nobody's staying for the cake.
Primary Bottleneck
Hero section value prop doesn't match ad intent.
3 exact steps to execute this week — specific tasks for your funnel.
Match H1 to ad copy
HighAdd social proof above fold
HighSimplify booking CTA
MediumConnect Plausible, PostHog, or GA4 to skip the screenshot phase entirely. Automated weekly roasts.
Get your roasted action plan delivered to your team chat every Monday at 8 AM.
Weekly roast ready. Bounce rate up 4.2% — 2 new action items.
The Process
A ridiculously simple workflow designed for founders who value speed over complex setups.
Take a snapshot of your GA4, Plausible, or Vercel dashboard. No API keys or complicated integrations needed for the core product. Just drag and drop.
Our AI strips away the vanity metrics and looks for friction. High bounce rate? Low conversion? It calls out exactly where your funnel is bleeding.
Receive a brutally honest roast and 3 specific steps you can implement this week. Clear, actionable, and prioritized for maximum impact.
Real Output
We don't do "synergy" or "paradigm shifts". We tell you your bounce rate is embarrassing and give you the exact copy to test to fix it.
THE ROAST
"Your bounce rate at 73.2% means nearly 3 out of 4 visitors are hitting the back button faster than they arrived. You're pulling 12,847 visitors from Twitter—decent traffic—but converting at 0.3%. That's not a funnel, that's a colander."
3-STEP ACTION PLAN
Pricing
The perfect way to test our AI's capabilities.
Billed monthly
Grandfathered access to V2. Lock in $9/mo forever by upgrading today.
Billed monthly
Prices in USD. Have any questions or doubts? Contact Sales.
Get your first AI-powered dashboard roast for free. No credit card required.